Prick

What exactly is a prick?

According to the urban dictionary, a prick is a derogatory term used to sum up the existence of a worthless asshole. An all around fucktard, dickweed, assrat bastard, that can easily be mistaken for a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface (Not my words) [See UD].

Antonio Trillanes is one such creature.

No other Senator of the Republic, living or dead, can quite possibly match this guy when it comes to being a prick. He is a zen master. A virtuoso. A Richard Heydarian with a PhD in assholery.

And he seems to be enjoying it.

Trillanes is the type of guy who would cut in line without an emergency, park his car in handicap spaces, talk loudly inside a movie house, and berate the bumbling crew at McDonald's. He brandishes his repugnant behavior with an entrenched sense of entitlement that renders him immune to the grievances of other people.

And if somebody calls him out for his offensiveness he'll most likely say "Piss off!" than apologize. This is exactly what he did in the Senate hall the other day when he told everybody that he was glad to have offended Migz Zubiri because his statements were deliberately meant to offend [MindaNation].

He gloats in his success, seemingly deriving pleasure out of other people's vexation and misery.

And he doesn't stop there.

He goes as far as to accuse Zubiri of being a cheat, reminding everybody of the latter's resignation from the Senate several years ago as a result of the Hello Garci Scandal.

Zubiri naturally took offense and denied Trillanes' slur. He admitted that some people cheated on behalf of Team Unity, for which he became an unsuspecting beneficiary.

Whatever the real circumstances were, the dude resigned. And these days, that is a rare and honorable thing to do. Others would have fought tooth and nail to stay in power.

Which brings us, AGAIN, to Leni Robredo.

There is much evidence that suggests her victory was tainted by massive electoral fraud. The fact that Bongbong Marcos got zero in certain precincts in Mindanao show us that the circumstances were exactly the same as what happened to Zubiri ten years ago.

We cannot really say if Leni knew about it from the start or there were other people who simply cheated on her behalf, but she should take a page from Migz Zubiri's book and do the honorable thing.

But honor is a concept that is alien to Leni and her ilk. The same can be said about Trillanes, who now relishes his new found career as a paid political mercenary.

Now if I were Migz Zubiri, I would have definitely kicked his imperious ass six ways to Sunday, descending upon him like legion without giving him the luxury of an advance warning or the slightest hint that I am a world class Kali/Arnis champion.

Like Matt Damon did in the Bourne movies (yes, Kali it is), it would have been an extremely wonderful sight to behold.