Can We Oust The Opposition?

Can we oust the opposition? Surely no one's ever heard of this being done before but there's always room to try new and interesting things that have never been done right? Whoever said only those who are in power can be ousted? Are there rules that state that these fucking destabilizers should be the only ones having fun?While these assholes are massing in EDSA and we're at Luneta why don't we ditch the fucking concerts and go straight to sending these bastards back to whatever rat hole they came from or send them all scrambling for Loida's laylayan? And since this could be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see all of them together - PNoy Retardo and his attention-crazed venereal sister Kris, shithead Mar and his insufferable spouse Korina, Epal Queen Fake VP Leni and her mustachioed lover, Trillanes the prick, libidinous Leila, Juana Change doppelganger Frank, risible Risa, Kiko Matsing Cuneta, that pretentious Ninoy wannabe boyfag whose name isn't worth mentioning, lower-house mercenaries Edcel "The Cannibal" Lagman and Boy Salot Baguilat, and all their drug-addled minions and fanatics including Patag, Falcis, Paredes and Navarro, Randy and Karina, Winnie Monsod and the whole fucking football team. Of course the board of directors of Thievery Corp. will most likely be there as well - Among them Florencio "the Butcher" Abad, Emilio Abaya alias Buaya, and Dinky "Dugyot" Soliman. Maria Ressa and the Rappler crew will surely be present to provide official coverage together with certain members of the mainstream media who have been scuba diving in Loida's deep pockets since Digong got elected. Not to be counted out are the corrupt and lecherous members of the CBCP who will bless the orgy and ascribe it to God's will.

With an all star cast of shameless hypocrites and thieving fucks lumped together in one road stretch the prospect of bringing this fight into its final conclusion is just too irresistible. Why should Marcos and Erap be the only ones who are forced to leave after an uprising? We're quite certain public hatred for these hepatitic destabilizers have reached unprecedented proportions so why not finish it off and smoke these shits into oblivion? Let's call it Tokhang Dilaw 2017. Not only is it gonna be fun, it's also probably going to be the first time in history that the people longing for someone's ouster end up as the ones getting ousted.

This will most definitely buy us an era of lasting peace and unmitigated progress along with a kick-ass brand new world record.

Come on people. When was the last time we did something for the first time?

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