What to Teach your Daughters

Mga dilaw, since idol nyo si Delima and she is #EveryYellowWoman, please teach your daughters the following so they can grow up just like her:

1. At an early age, teach them, to lie with a straight face. 2. Teach them that it is OK to covet their neighbor's husband. 3. Teach them how to seduce their house help, especially the drivers. 4. Teach them how to accuse innocent people of wrong doings. 5. Teach them that it is important to have an image of being religious in spite of the hypocrisy. 6. Make sure to find friends who are just as devious as themselves. 7. Teach them that destroying the lives of people by selling them drugs as long as you make money is perfectly fine. 8. And the most important lesson to your kids. Teach them to never admit their faults! Walang aamin, ever!

Good luck nalang raising your yellow kids. Tapos pa enroll nyo sa Ateneo para magkasama silang lahat sa isang lugar! Anyway, ganun din naman sila doon, Idol din nila yung Reyna ng mga Drug Lords.

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