Of Saints and Fornicators

Are you aware that there is a movement of request to have the late Corazon Aquino canonized?

I know, I know.

Yuck, right?

Nuestra señora Corazon de la paz y buen Aquino-Cojuangco.

As repugnant as that sounds, I doubt if it can come within a mile of the stench of this rank name, Saint Leila. Aye. I am sorry Your Eminence, Pope Francis, this one is just too good to pass up.

Who in their right mind would call themselves innocent after playing house with convicted narco pushers? Who in their perfect sanity would brag about their virtue after sleeping and fornicating with their chauffeurs and bodyguards? Who in their em-efin sensibility would dare go on national TV and proclaim their martyrdom after allowing their country to be overrun by drug dealers?

Can you imagine what it'd be like to start a class in school praying to Saint Leila?

"Saint Leila of the National Bilibid Prison, pray for us. Saint Leila, the fornicator of drivers and bodyguards, guide our endeavors." Ayayay...

Your eminence, this woman is making a mockery of your Church. When even the virtueless proclaim themselves the apotheoses of virtue, who needs a Savior?

SMH.

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