Attention
Attention:
All illegal drug pushers, peddlers, runners, protectors, lords and kingpins. Also, drug-induced rapists, molesters, pedophiles, shysters, con men, murderers, thieves, PDAF and DAP recipients and dismissed and charged ex-government officials.
What: Gathering, Reunion and update of police records Where: EDSA When: Feb 25, 2017 Time: 4 pm until you get high
Attire: strictly yellow, preferably with yellow ribbon pin for boys and yellow scarf for girls.
On behalf of your benefactor and no. 1 advocate, the office of Senator Leila de Cinco, we cordially invite the above mentioned participants, former associates and partners, to the said gathering, which will also include has-been actors, paid hacks in white, famewhore guides, sex-crazed bodyguards and drivers, and losers last May.
Incidentally, clueless and terrified students from religious order institutions; members of leading NGOs whose leaders always pocket funds; pajero bishops and money making tax free clergy; social climbers and spouses of jobless politicians, plus volunteered staff and employees of oligarch-controlled companies will also be there, most willing to be associated and chain link with you.
Paraphernalia will be distributed, together with placards and megaphones.
This event will not be possible without the gracious sponsorship of Lewis Occupational Institute for Destabilizing Administration or LOIDA; Philippine Daily Mining and Rappler Investments corp.
Guests of Honor will include top fashion model Leni and the comedic but tragic tandem of Noy and Mar.
Please come early, and sober.
See you all.
From OVP productions
RSVP : Maane/Kenzo
Note: Lugaw and Unli saging na saba will be served. Free Tsinelas c/o Korina will be given away to first 5 rallyists who will arrive.
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