Forgive Us For The Slight Delay

A lot of you have been constantly badgering us about that pasabog article.

Our apologies but we deliberately chose not to release it last week due to a couple of reasons.

First, it would have been unwise to compete with Leila's arrest. We have been waiting for that day to come and when it finally did, we couldn't let Leni steal the show and grab all the attention. That would have been extremely unfair to Leila. Us talking about Leni while De Lima is taking that much-awaited trip to the slammer. Something inside of us though felt like Leni was somehow jealous that De Lima was getting all the attention. That's why she still managed to share with us her thoughts about the EDSA rites and how saddened she was that the President allotted only 1 million for it. (Seriously Leni, you yellow fuckers are using that event as a staging ground to oust the President and you still have the temerity to gripe about the budget?) But even if the President did increase it and assuming you had ten times more cash to fund your destabilization efforts, Maane still would have found a way to swindle Kenzo, so mas marami parin ang pila sa MRT kesa sa sumali sa rally nyo.

Second, we realized that once you start digging there's really no way of telling what you'll find buried deep within that muck. Looking for dirty laundry in Leni's closet was like fishing for crap in a portalet. To quote Michael Lewis in the novel the Big Short: "The question wasn’t whether you’d catch some but how quickly you’d be satisfied you’d caught enough.” Oh and did we catch a lot of juicy stuff... At marami pa kaming nahukay noong mga nakaraang araw. Believe us folks, the odds are definitely in our favor.

So forgive us for the slight delay. As we said earlier in response to those who are only too eager and can't seem to wait, "We do understand your longing... but if you only knew how long some of us had to wait until we get the chance to share this story with you, you will realize that waiting a week or two is nothing compared to the agony of waiting for decades (YES, decades) to expose these lying, pretentious bastards for who they truly are."

So bear with us folks. All that shit we fished out of Leni's toilet, we will be serving very soon... just give our food stylists a little bit more time :)

Thanks for your patience.

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