No Safe Place
StartFragmentThank you for the courteous private message we got from a follower politely asking us to be cautious with regard to our posts about Noynoy Aquino. She seems to find the jokes a bit too harsh and personal. Well, we appreciate your candor and rest assured we do evaluate our posts before hitting the Publish button. And no ma'am, we were not hacked. This page is not for everyone. Suffice it to say that if you're looking for a safe place, unfortunately, this isn't one of those. We crack jokes all the time and constantly try to infuse humor in our posts in order to engage our readers. Some may find us harsh, but sadly that's the way it is. We do not pander to our audience and we seldom apologize for our tirades. We are not a news outfit and we would like to make it clear that there was never an attempt on our part to masquerade as one from the get go. In other words, there are certain ethical standards that we do not necessarily adhere to. We are subversives, so please do not expect us to behave according to normal standards. It is in this regard that we would like to ask our readers to distinguish the jokes from the more "serious" posts. Humor is intended to break the ice. Ours is a thankless job. Exposing high level crooks and criminal syndicates is a pretty risky thing to undertake, and we will never make the mistake of underestimating our enemies no matter how stupid they may seem. Every move we make is painstakingly "calculated" to a certain extent, and the last thing we will do is act stupid. A minor mishap can literally spell our demise. Human beings as we are, we are far from perfect. We enjoy laughing at jokes just as much as we enjoy cracking them. With the kind of risk we're taking, we can literally end up dead tomorrow. Believe us, we do not want to end up dead all stiff and humorless. We have conditioned ourselves to be prepared to meet our maker anytime, and the least we can do is be entertaining. Our enemies can pull the plug on us, but we'll make sure if that happens, we'll go out in style. Rocking. So please do understand us. We are who we are and there are simply things we cannot change. We struggle a lot with some of our decisions, especially the call we made yesterday when we decided to finally expose Jesse's other kids. We struggled with this and tried to exercise due restraint. But since Leni continues to peddle lies, we realized we had no choice but to counter her lies with nothing but the truth. They say all is fair in love and war. We needed to show proof in order to unmask her hypocrisy. And we were left with no choice. Besides, we only decided to push through upon realizing the kids were already adults. It was a difficult call. But it was necessary. There was no other way. So that explains it. We are not heartless no matter how harsh we may seem. For whatever it's worth, we apologize to Jesse's kids for the methods we chose to undertake. It is our hope that the truth should set us all free. But then again when it comes to Noynoy Aquino and his cohorts in the abomination that is the Liberal Party, All gloves are off. A fuck shall not be given. That's just something you all have to learn to accept and choke on.
